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Joke of the Day

"Wow! This whole being up early is neat; it's like daytime but sooner! Huh! The birds... they sound, you know, pretty! It's all a bit scary."

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"Why does it take more than a million sperms to fertilize one egg? 1) Female Ego... Rejection without Reason! 2) Male Ego... Won't Ask For Directions!"
"(Computer science) I asked a Texan if he's seen his family tree, he said, ""you mean family graph?"""
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off"
"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"
"""Why haven't you been answering my pigeons?"" - 17th century sext"
"I am proud to say that I have completed the 1st item on my bucket list... I got the bucket"
"In my opinion, reflex testing is pointless. I just don't find any value in knee jerk reactions."
"I submitted 10 puns to a joke contest to see if any would win. No pun in ten did."
"Ever since I got married I have sex almost every day. I almost had sex on Monday. I almost had sex on Tuesday..."