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Joke of the Day

"movie reviews r fun to read if u imagine the reviewer is complainig abot their life: ""bad dialogue"" ""not funy"" ""why is shia labeouf in this"""

"Please be more careful with your tacos. I just found them in my mouth."

"Donald Trump is just like Megyn Kelly during sex. Always on top."

"A great excuse for being late is ""I don't know how to tell time"""

"What kind of deoderant did the nazis wear? Reich Guard"

"Remember when America used to be cool... .... Yeah, me neither."

"Two nuns were riding their bicycles through the back streets of Rome... One turns to the other and says, ""I've never come this way before."" The other nun says, ""It's the cobblestones."""

"My dog is completely exhausted from destroying everything in my house"

"Why did Romeo and Juliet break up? They were in a **toxic** relationship!"

"""Ugh, it's so dark!"" *shivers* ""And cold! Why is it so huge? It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever?!"" - Larry, the worst astronaut"