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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable? A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair"

"If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns... ...go for the juggler."

"what do eggs benedict and a blow job have in common? you dont get either at home."

"Interested in: ( ) men ( ) women (X) food"

"I asked my mom something really stupid. I asked her to calm down."

"POLICE SKETCH ARTIST: describe the suspect ""He was holding a pencil, wishing he was a real artist"" {pencil stops moving} ""And he was crying"""

"Starting to carry a clipboard at work just to let folks know I'm not fucking around about shit anymore."

"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"

"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."

"Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party? It was a blast."