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Joke of the Day
"If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns... ...go for the juggler."
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"Are these my brains? A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet!' she replied!"
"What's worse than six babies in one refrigerator.. One baby in six refrigerators!"
"My wife calls herself a trophy wife. I told her that's because I won the participation award."
"Why did Rosemary get kicked out of the spice rack? For swallowing Poppy's Seed"
"What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber."
"A little boy comes downstairs in the middle of the night and asks for a cup of water. Dad: OK, but that's the 730th one you've had tonight... Boy: I know, but my room's still on fire"
"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"
"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."
"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"