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"I was once told ""There is great strength in numbers""... Someone once told me ""There is great safety in numbers""; I could only think, ""Now go tell that to six million jews""..."
"How about a month filled with stress and obligation? - Pitch for December"
"Why are farmers so afraid of aliens? Tractor beams."
"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."
"My dog just ate a butterfly and probably saved Tokyo from a tidal wave. I don't understand science."
"My dad told me we were going to Finger Lakes as a family. I asked him, ""Who's Lakes?"""
"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."
"Why is a pensioners vagina like a pork pie? Because you have to bite off the crust and lick out the jelly before you get to the meat."
"Our office couldn't afford a paper shredder so we just have a room with a pissed off badger in it that we toss documents we don't need into"