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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sort-of cool vegetable? A Radish"
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"Earth asks Mars... ""Why has Venus been so distant lately?"" Mars answers ""shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"""
"What's the biggest difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste."
"If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?"
"Hubby wanted to start the new year out with a bang - So I shot him.."
"You're so beautiful Sometimes I have to photoshop you to make you look less attractive! - Zach Anner"
"New Show Magic Show Idea I'm going to start a magic show at a funeral home and call it Abra Cadavera Hour"
"When I was a kid, you could go into a corner shop with $1 and come out with 2 cokes, 3 Freedos and a magazine. Nowadays, CCTV everywhere."
"Johnny Depp's wife of just over a year Filed for Divorce today... With NO prenup...She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets."
"I heard paralympic basketball players are very selfish, they never pass All they do is dribble."