144503

Joke of the Day

"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."

Next Joke
 
"What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan"
"What does ebony porn have in common with space? Black holes."
"""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" Why do I always recognize the girls in the ""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" from 4chan? I didn't know there were so many girls in my area on 4chan!"
"Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown? A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown."
"Do babies know they're stupid?"
"My wife asked me to stop singing Oasis songs I said ""Hey, this would be a great joke to repost!"""
"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"
"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."
"What is Marios favorite type of pants? Denim Denim Denim"