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Joke of the Day
"I get beavers and similar animals mixed up. I otter know better."
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"sweaty palms make for good handjobs and that's the quickest way to turn an interview in your favor"
"A Pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says to the pirate, 'do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?' The pirate says, 'Arrrrrgh! It's drivin' me nuts!'"
"I'm always hard at work. But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office."
"My therapist says I'm paranoid. He didn't *actually* say that I but I know he was thinking it."
"Why did the blonde snort splenda? She thought it was diet coke."
"Which white dude probably had the biggest dick? Michael Jackson"
"Yo momma is so fat and old... When she farted it created the universe"
"There's this Joke about North Korea but they won't let me post it."
"Dear Cupid, next time hit us both."