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Joke of the Day
"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"
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"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"
"Why are there no men's studies classes? World history already exists"
"So I just heard there is a disease killing off the Alligator population in Florida. They all got Gatorades."
"Being killed by a paper-cut would be... Quite a novel way to die."
"It's hard to have a Polaroid camera and not seem ""kidnappy""."
"What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders"
"What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs? Two pirates"
"1st man: ""My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"" 2nd man: ""Did they wake you?"" 1st man: ""Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."""
"I married a kleptomaniac... She stole my heart."