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Joke of the Day
"What's fun about having sex with twenty-one year olds? You know, there is twenty of them"
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"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."
"I finally decided on my Halloween costume. I'm going to go as a French pancake chef; that'll really give people the crepes."
"My wife tried to make antimatter in the kitchen But she ran out of counterspace"
"How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway? Six, if you slice them thin enough."
"Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined."
"Tornadoes and marriage are alike, because they both begin with a lot of sucking and blowing, and in the end you lose your house."
"Did you hear about the tap dancer? He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink."
"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."
"""Well, I guess I'll stagger around, speak gibberish, & touch all the shit I'm not supposed to while you get irritated."" Drunks & toddlers."