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Joke of the Day

"""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" Why do I always recognize the girls in the ""Meet sexy singles in your area!"" from 4chan? I didn't know there were so many girls in my area on 4chan!"

"a friend told me i look like james taylor just after he went bald ;("

"How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan."

"Why is the old decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!"

"How do you say constipated in German? Fahfrompoopin"

"Urethra! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery. ""I don't think that's quite right sir,"" says the patient."

"An autistic girl asked me out today And I said yes. I guess you could say I like girls that are down for everything"

"Me: I hate all of the trash jokes in this sub. Friend: They're not trash, they're *recycle*."

"I like cheese Just like cheese man"

"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."