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Joke of the Day

"If your surname is Rice and you don't name your kid, Fried then I can never be friends with you."

"What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale? Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee."

"Jared gives a new meaning to ""Eat Fresh!"" How ""Fresh"" we talkin?"

"What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more? Philip Hoffman's belt."

"How many Jews can fit in a shower? Don't ask me, ask Hitler"

"What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over"

"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint."

"One of Jesus' most impressive accomplishments was being 33 years old and still having 12 really close friends."

"You: ""Whale you be my Valentuna?"" Me: ""Dolphinately."""

"What's the Priest favorite breakfast? Kids."