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Joke of the Day

"Why was the janitor late? He overswept"

"""Young man do you think you can handle a variety of work?"" ""I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."""

"The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop them a line."

"Did you hear about the red tarmac that went around murdering people? It was a cycle-path."

"What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!"

"I was trying to think of a joke about friends... But I don't have any."

"What kind of ice cream runs for president? neapolititian"

"Boss rips employees balls with a hook for being late to work. He was giving him the sack."

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"I can't figure out if I only date girls with self esteem issues because I'm ugly or because we have something in common"