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Joke of the Day
"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."
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"i hope toy story 3 is about woody and buzz trying to save the asian child workers that made them."
"[After date, walking her to her door] Her: Thanks. I would invite you in, but I don't want to."
"""I see,"" said the blind man... As he picked up his hammer and saw."
"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"
"The difference between men and women is that for men, ""stabby"" is not an emotion."
"Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon? He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal."
"You know what Trump and the Note 7 have in common? You know it will blow up, just not when."
"What happened after the ugly man married the beautiful blonde? They had a wedding reception."
"What's the difference between a black man and an archealogist? One is a nerdy digger."