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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you mix an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic? Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."

"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"

"What's most jewish of all reptiles? The MOSESaur!"

"A joke my father told me..."

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"

"Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop."

"Did you hear about the man who had his entire left side removed? You could say he is all right now"

"How many apples grow on trees? All of them.."

"""Ma'am, please stow your laptop prior to takeoff."" ""This is my Emotional Support Computer."""

"With Jupiter ascending flopping the wachowskis are planning to quit the movie biz and going into the fast growing Mexican food business They are planning on naming their company as the Nachoskis"