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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop."
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"How do I make my penis 12 inches long? By folding it in half."
"I tried to be a tap dancer but I kept falling in the sink! (thank you, british uncle ken for that dry humor)"
"A woman went to a doctor a breast operation, he offered to numb her breasts And he used Novocaine You perverted fucks"
"Recently, my self driving car has been malfunctioning. It's driving me crazy"
"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"
"Never remove the shells from racing snails it makes them sluggish"
"I just submitted my application to be on the next season of Survivor... Which apparently was not the answer my dad was looking for when he asked ""How is the job search going?"""
"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam."
"The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in."