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Joke of the Day
"According to museum portraits, everyone in the 18th century looked like a giant chubby baby."
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"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""
"How do you tell a British guy that it's his turn to play ball? ""Europe"""
"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."
"[if trump wins somehow] alien: ""i said take me to your leader"" me: ""dude i swear this is him"""
"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear."
"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
"I called a colleague inviting him to an orgy. He asked how many people will be there. I said "" if you and your wife come, there will be three of us."""
"Did you hear about the Florida pastor's Quran burning? His actions are incendiary."
"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."