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Joke of the Day
"Thinking of donating my beard to charity because there's so much food in it."
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"How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb? He calls it a work of art."
"What do you call a bikini clad conspiracy theorist? An illumi-hotty!"
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"I'm in a long distance relationship. My girlfriend is in the future."
"Coffee- LET'S DO THIS SHIT Weed- Don't be ridiculous"
"You're like my hard drive. Fat and 32"
"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"
"Why are black people good at basketball? Because they can run, shoot and steal at the same time."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."