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Joke of the Day
"Walked in for bread, walked out with 6 bottles of wine. Now we're having communion for dinner."
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"New Channels: Bin Laden dead That's ruined the game, what do we do now it's our turn to hide?"
"He's street smart. Sesame Street smart."
"Adam and Eve: The first people to not read the Apple terms and conditions."
"A man's son goes off to join isis. The man laments saying: Why? Jihad so much potential!"
"Sometimes I think I have ADD, if I try to...... Turtle."
"mmmm This chocolate speaks my language. Or it would, if it weren't being eaten. So. I guess it's probably horrified-screaming my language."
"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"
"What do you call gay Dracula? Cock Dracula, because blood isn't the only thing he's sucking ;)"
"If I'd been around in France when Marie Antoinette said ""let them eat cake,"" I would've been like ""wait a minute, let's hear this lady out."""