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Joke of the Day

"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."

"As a guy, it's not that I have anything against psychiatric wards... I'm just afraid of commitment."

"I asked a new zealander how many sexual partners he has had. He fell asleep counting."

"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"

"I once met a Redditor in Europe. His username Czechs out."

"I wrote a poem I dig You dig She digs He digs They dig We dig Okay so it's not the best poem, but it's very deep!"

"Regardless of what you may hear there's still many women these days who are excellent ""housekeepers"". Seems each time they get a divorce they keep the house."

"Where do old bowling balls end up? In the gutter!"

"For valentine's day, I'm taking my wife to see ""50 Shades"". How long is the movie? I need to know what time to pick her up."

"What do you call a midget Mexican? A little Juan."