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Joke of the Day

"New fast food chain in Germany Apparently is called ""In-and-Auschwitz Burgers."" The slogan is ""Bacon isn't the only thing cookin in the oven!"""

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Mechanical bull rides are a good place to meet someone with busted genitals."

"it must be confusing working at a mint when a power outage happens. because when it happens, everything stops making cents."

"Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night? Because her hips won't lie."

"What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !"

"Why was the black person sad? Police Brutality"

"Nothing says authentic Chinese food like a neon ""We Delivery"" sign."

"So a woman walks up to a tall guy and says ""hey, can you get me that box on the top shelf"""

"Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig? *Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal."