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Joke of the Day

"Ellen Pao."

"Why are squirrels actions so sexual? They are always trying to bust a nut"

"No autocorrect, I do not want to organism all over his face."

"I once had a voice like Justin Bieber. Then I turned 4."

"it's better to give than to receive Especially, if it's anal."

"What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches? A paracetamole!"

"What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!"

"Friday, I've tried to see other days and none compare to you, I love you."

"I use to know a classic rim shot joke, but...umm tiss"

"Why couldn't the pornstar join the navy? There was too much seamen."