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"After 30 years of shopping, my wife still has nothing to wear."
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"I'd love to get myself a job inspecting mirrors! I could really see myself doing that."
"As a child I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day It's lucky my older brother told me about it really... \- Milton Jones"
"I just saw a black guy driving a BMW and doing the speed limit. I'm following him until he pulls over b/c I know he has drugs in the car."
"Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders."
"A man runs into a hospital yelling ""Im having a stroke!"" The nurse replies, ""I know sir, but can you please put your penis back in your pants?!?"""
"What's the best part of dating a quadriplegic? Spinning her like a top when she rides you cowboy style."
"What is the most popular dating website in the south? Ancestry.com"
"""My Cocaine"" How Michael Caine says his name..."
"What do you get when you burn Baltimore? Baltiless"