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Joke of the Day

"I just took a massive dump. Didn't know I had it in me."

"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."

"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."

"What is white and disturbs your lunch? An avalanche"

"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"

"An Airport goes to the Dr... And the Dr says, ""i have bad news. You have cancer."" The airport replies, ""oh no, what kind?"" ""Terminal."""

"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis"

"[Produce Aisle] Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave. *mouthful of like 20 grapes * ""That lady took one too!!"""

"What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man? Park in it, of course."

"How many gays does it take to put in a lightbulb? Only one, but it takes a whole emergency room to remove it."