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Joke of the Day

"Remember, one person can make a difference! Two people can NOT, though. 3-5: yes again! 6: no way, you'll just make it worse! It's weird!"

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"What do you get when you finger a gypsy on her period? Your palm red for free"

"You know, if grapes actually tasted like ""grape-flavored"" stuff then maybe life wouldn't seem like such a lie all the time."

"What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common? They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste."

"Build a man a fire... Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm the rest of his life."

"I have an extensive library of over 2,000 classic, important books just in case you have a question about the first 54 pages of one of them."

"How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman? Neither one delivers on Sunday!"

"Did you hear about that group of midgets suing the local bar? Yeah, they were upset with how short the stools were. The judge threw out the case, though; told them they were grasping at straws."

"My neighbours really like Halloween They dress up as ghost every weekend and go out for lynch."