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Joke of the Day

"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."

"States are like butts No one likes the flat ones."

"I'm well known for my twice-baked potatoes. I can't get anything right the firstr time"

"What do you get when you put a tiny umbrella in a supercar? A Lambortini."

"whats the difference betweens a violin and a fiddle? A violin has strings and a fiddle has strangs."

"my favorite hobby is reading a book by a fireplace in a cabin in the woods. in other words, my favorite hobby is being threatening to trees"

"I'm at an age where I don't spring into action. I dead of winter into action."

"Before you decide to spend less time on social media, make sure you go to every social media website and tell everyone."

"Why didn't the bike go to the car show? Because he was two tired."

"Boy, do I love soccer It's the only sport where the fans are tougher then the players."