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Joke of the Day
"What is Pinocchio's favourite kind of sex? No strings attached."
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"Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd Never Forget"
"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."
"Ever had Ethiopian food? Well, neither have they! Seriously though, donate if you can. https://donate.feedthechildren.org"
"You know what's sad? 3 of my team members dying of drinking poison and the last dying of a fractured neck because he didn't drink the poison"
"the best thing about the moon is that it doesn't have any sports"
"Why is it so difficult for Trump supporters to find a job? Because Russia banned LinkedIn"
"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?"
"replace the chair in the Oval Office w/slightly bigger chair every day for next 4 yrs til trump looks tiny + his feet don't touch the ground"
"Every cab driver I've ever had seems like he killed thousands of people in his homeland."