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Joke of the Day
"If I play my cards right... I Can become a Pro pokerplayer"
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"i made the mistake of watching a single zit popping video on youtube and now my recommendations screen is trying to make me barf"
"You've killed dozens and robbed hundreds of people using your hammer. What can you say in your defense? – Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!"
"Don't join dangerous cults Practice safe sects"
"What do we want? A 2016 calendar! When do we want it? Late 2015!"
"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."
"Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days."
"The powerball 1.3 billion dollars"
"I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that."
"I'd say I'm a down to earth guy... but that's mostly because of gravity..."