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Joke of the Day

"A cactus as a houseplant is a good way to let people know that you've killed every other living thing that you've ever been responsible for."

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"Why does the pedophile like Halloween? Free shipping."
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"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."
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"Life is like a box of chocolates... No one likes the dark ones, and the more white the others are, the richer they get."
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