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Joke of the Day

"Tomb Raider gave me carpal tunnel syndrome. ...and that was just the box art."

"Windows Vista That is all."

"The main reason I got divorced is because I got married."

"Why should Trump be careful of deporting Mexicans? It could go south so fast."

"I woke up went for a walk my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: ""Good grief where are your feet?"" I must have left them in bed !"

"Milk is probably my favorite titty by-product."

"You only live once. Make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet daily, desperately seeking validation from strangers."

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy Gang Rape testing the water to see if I get referred to the local authorities also, inspired by someone else with a rape joke"

"What do you call the gap between a pair of fake boobs? Silicone Valley. edit: spelling"

"Each time a person sneezes on an airplane, that sneeze circulates the entire airplane cabin before being filtered out by vents."