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Joke of the Day

"GOOD COP: The sign on your door says NOTARY NOTARY: Yes? NOT A GOOD COP: *menacingly leans onto desk* Sounds like something a RY would say"

"Out for the Count by Esau Stars"

"what do you call it when a prostitute cries while having sex hormones"

"What's red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint!"

"What has 300 legs and 16 boobs? The breast cancer awareness 10K run"

"*doesnt stand for national anthem as protest against people who don't stand for national anthem*"

"Where can you find a black Jew? In the back of the oven."

"Ever hear the one about the midget and the razor blade? Me either, it got cut short."

"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? They vote."

"Appreciate the little things.. Hug a midget today."