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Joke of the Day
"What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend? He lost it."
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"You know what isn't a joke? Hitlers gas bill."
"Having sex with your clone... Is it incest or masturbation?"
"Understand men, or die trying. Or try dying. Or quit trying. Or lie crying. Or cry tweeting. Or tweet trying, to understand men."
"Chicken walks in to a bar... It's full of Roosters. Chicken says, ""I crossed the road for this?"""
"I like my women like I like my cigars. Cuban, shipped in bulk and 7 years old."
"My redneck cousin is looking for a girl into multiple partners. I told him that was ridiculously cliche... I mean really. Cracker wants a poly?"
"Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark."
"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"
"The only ""B"" word women should be called is... is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."