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Joke of the Day
"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"
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"Have you ever shoed a horse? No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."
"Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so you have. How could that have happened ? I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !"
"I just want one spam email that's like, ""Congratulations! You have a perfect-sized penis."""
"What do you call a con artist panda? A bamboozler"
"He's what you'd call a Bukake expert... ...He's done loads of research."
"If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.... Then you're aiming too high"
"9 months later story"
"Why is the Democratic electoral landscape like a Moebius strip? Cause no matter what you do, there always seems to be a Clinton claiming to be ""on your side"" . . ."
"What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire? Dracowla!"