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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight? Nananananananananana BATMAN!"

"Why are antivax parents so afraid of their kids getting autism? Because they know, first hand, how hard life is when you're a fucking retard."

"Hospital When checking a patient in for surgery, he said he was a mechanic. I said, ""Good, the surgeon likes that because you understand when there are parts left over."""

"Have you ever noticed that in a pack of biscuits there are always broken ones? I don't know why they even bother putting them in."

"Where can you find the best joke book in the world? The Seattle Seahawks play book. Edit: sorry for the typo."

"Just think,,, 20 years ago my television set weighed 350lbs.. And my wife weighed 105lbs ..."

"You know when geese are flying in a V, one side of the V is always longer than the other one? Know why that is? Cause there's more geese on that side."

"What can you find in the middle of no where?"

"What do you call a homosexual on roller skates? Rolaids. -courtesy of bro team pill"

"I see you liked my status... I accept your invitation for sex."