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Joke of the Day
"Vegetarians must hate themselves because they're made of meat."
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"I don't know why they don't let priests marry and have kids seems like a great way to guarantee they don't have sex."
"Why do technicolor pigs have great breath? Because the have a lot of pigments."
"Why is that cotton candy talking? Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj."
"RIP time spent on Twitter."
"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""
"The most common phrase in China: ""Hey! You look familiar!"""
"What's the only thing politicians stand for? Reelection."
"I just saw a guy with no legs. I told him all about my recent stubbed toe. I hope it made him feel better about the whole no legs thing."
"I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. So far I've got twelve fridges."