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Joke of the Day
"A mailman delivers mail, and a milkman delivers milk. I'm a lineman. **I deliver lines.**"
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"What Did The Doctor Say To The Dinosaur? Jur-ass-sick"
"A woman walks into a hospital... for a routine checkup on her pregnancy. The nurse looks at her file and says ""Oh! Twins! Were they spontaneous?"" The woman replies ""No, we had sex first."""
"Why don't ants go to church? Because they are in sects!"
"The baby Woman at a maternity hospital is in a lot of pain, moaning. The man strokes her back, ""I'm so sorry sweetheart that you have to endure this..."" ""Don't worry Steve, it's not your fault."""
"A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. ""Oh I reckon about the same as short ones!"" the farmer answered."
"When someone I don't know likes one of my statuses I think, ""Will this be the story we tell our grandkids?"""
"Serial Killer... The police have caught a serial killer with a really bad stammer. They said it'll be a while before he finishes his sentence."
"*sits son down for the talk* You ready? ""Yeah"" Ok. When a man and a woman love each other- *pulls out Pokeball* -they throw this at a baby"
"Pros are good and cons are bad, so... What's the opposite of constitution?"