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Joke of the Day
"Who do you sell second hand bikes to? A re-cyclist."
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"What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers? Ahoy M-80"
"/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95% recycled content."
"Two man are walking across a bridge. One of them fell... The other was called Bob"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It'll kill your dog."
"What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis."
"The older I get, the farther apart I spread my feet when I use a urinal. Soon, I will be doing a Jean-Claude Van Damme split when I piss."
"I've recently obtained a book on the guidelines of masturbation So far, I've stuck to it."
"How do you steal a coat? You jacket"
"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."