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Joke of the Day
"Why don't people like talking about herpes? It's a sore subject."
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"My wife and I lost 150lbs combined! So if you see our twins wandering around please let us know!"
"I don't want to brag but unlike most men I need both hands for a wank . One for the magnifying glass and one for the tweezers."
"Why did the chicken cross the rode? To get to the other side."
"Favorite question to ask a prospective boyfriend for my sister: Have you ever seen a dead body? *casually lifts shirt to expose .357*"
"KFC Team Member: Anything else? Me: More gravy please, I'll say when [several hours later] KFC TM: WE'RE GONNA DROWN M: I didn't say when"
"Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s? Because beans always fall through the grill."
"How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant."