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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It'll kill your dog."
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"Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager."
"Him: Come check out my church! Me: Him: They play rock music! Me: Him: It's cool! Me: Does it have church in it? Him: Yes... Me: *click*"
"As a cop, I don't know how to deal with black people... But I guess I'll take a shot at it."
"What is a gay jew's favourite bank? Goldman Sach's"
"What did the white guy say when he saw the twelve black men in the jury box? ""Great, it's a hung jury."""
"What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China."""
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably one, but I can easily pay two to get the job done together at the same price I'd pay any other repair man."
"Q: How does a bear stop a DVD? A: It just presses the ""paws"" button."
"So I broke my mom's tailbone during childbirth. And I've been a pain in her ass ever since."