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"""I'm sorry, sir, cash or credit only."" The rain sadly puts its check away. 21st century technology has not been kind to him."
"What do you call an Arab with a hammer on his head?"
"Once you go black... you're a single mom."
"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"
"Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer."
"What's a masochist's favorite type of pasta? Smacaroni"
"When hipsters replaced hippies, we lost free love and drugs and got skinny jeans. Worst. Trade. Ever."
"I saw a bumper sticker today..... I saw a bumper sticker today that said, ""My child has more chromosomes than yours (:"" .....what a retarded sense of humor"
"I tried to be gay once.. But I couldn't fit in."