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Joke of the Day
"How do you steal a coat? You jacket"
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"wife: Why is there a broom in the driveway? me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car"
"What does a Mexican duck say? Guac Guac"
"Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter there's a Gorilla in my soup!'"
"We need more women in science! said the feminist gender studies student..."
"sheep: ""why do we all look the same?"" other sheep: ""it freaks me out tbh"" another sheep: ""i dont even know which one of us is me"""
"Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)."
"The Twelve Days of Christmas would cost$107,000 this year which is relatively cheap considering the amount of human trafficking in the song."
"""Hit me,"" said the masochist. ""No,"" said the sadist"
"Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!"