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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between three midget mensa members and a female track team? One group is a bunch of cunning runts..."

"It was Jose's first day on the job... he introduced himself to his American co-workers: ""I'm jose"" They replied: ""if you're hose-a, where's hose-b and hose-c?"""

"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"

"I wonder what it would be like if we made Dr. House an annoying woman.. Whats that, Nurse Jackie you say?"

"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"

"School is like a boner... long and hard, unless your Asian!"

"What all girls want? All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are ""69"""

"Why is Jesus gay? Ahhh men"

"The bartender says we don't serve time travelers 2 Time Travelers walk into a bar"

"My friends Dad call his son ""The Exorcist"" Ever time he comes home, all the spirits are gone [Picture of the ""The Exorcist"" at work](http://i.imgur.com/hAK6zNg.jpg)"