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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a really good fisherman? A master baiter"

"What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii? PUNCH!"

"Man goes to a Doctor. ""Every time I attempt to pass water it hurts"" ""Does it burn?"" ""I don't know, I've never tried to set fire to it"""

"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"

"I'm often self-deprecating... But I'm not very good at it."

"""So where are you from?"" - I'm a Liberian ""Oh sorry *whispers* where are you from?"""

"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."

"Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding? A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt."

"[every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself"

"I'm not gay I've just got an alternative sexuality."