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Joke of the Day

"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"

"I bought a new stick of deodorant today and the instructions say to remove the top and push up bottom I can barely walk now but when I fart the room smells lovely"

"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."

"I want to feel the bern But that sounds too politically incorrect."

"If Bernie gets elected we should give him an honorary military rank. Colonel sounds right to me."

"Did you hear about the pessimistic man who was missing a chromosome? He was a real downer."

"what is it called when a redditor has a threesome? using both hands"

"Don't you love the tan lines that girls get after sunbathing? It's almost like God came down and highlighted all the important parts."

"If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that if I see a cute animal I should force my cat to fight it until it's weak enough to enslave."

"This Elevator is out of order.Why? Too many Sumo tried to squeeze into it."