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Joke of the Day

"There's been something wrong with my smelling lately... I've asked everyone, but no one ""nose"" the cause!"

"THIS JUST IN: Hooters seeks extra support due to unprecedented sagging. So yeah, Hooters is for sale."

"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."

"Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say ""Ask me again later."""

"Ask me why I'm bad at telling jokes - ""why are you bad at telling jokes?"" - ...oh wait. Shit! ughh ... I fucked it up."

"What's the worst swear word to a tv exec? Godhole."

"What do you call a lesbian Eskimo? A Klondike"

"What do you get if you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Falafel is a weird name cuz I actually falgreat every time I eat one"

"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."