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Joke of the Day

"I wonder what it would be like if we made Dr. House an annoying woman.. Whats that, Nurse Jackie you say?"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a six offender."

"I recently got sick at the airport, my doctor says it's a terminal illness."

"What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in, really."

"What's a woman's favorite keyboard key? Ctrl"

"How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either."

"I got uninvited from a friend's wedding Perhaps RSVPing ""Maybe Next Time"" wasn't the appropriate response."

"My grandma bought my grandpa a new pair of pants. When she asked how they fit, he responded ""like a cheap castle. There's no ball room."""

"Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree? It was taped."

"Getting into a fight at a dog park about cleaning up after your dog. You can't just walk away from this shit."