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Joke of the Day

"School is like a boner... long and hard, unless your Asian!"

"TIFU by forgetting that today is Fathers day But it's actually on the 21st...soooo"

"What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where's pop corn?"

"Shouldn't there have been ONE scene in The Karate Kid where Daniel's mom was like ""Why are you constantly in that old man's shed?"""

"What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? At least you can see the asshole in front of you when you're eating pussy."

"My doctor suggested I use ice to reduce the pain. But I think this whiskey tastes just fine without it."

"My friend told an out of place joke about police searches. But I don't think it was warranted."

"Wife: ""Oh my God! You really ONLY hear what you want!"" Me: ""Thanks! I've been working out!"""

"Helen Keller walks in to a bar.... Then a table... Then a chair"

"If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog shit in my yard."