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Joke of the Day
"No one is listening until you fart."
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"Red head says to blonde - ""I feel so dirty.... ....I slept with a Brazilian!"". Blonde says - ""Oh, you little slut puppy, you! Hey - I forgot....how many is a Brazilian?"""
"Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didn't you? Fred: I couldn't find one big enough for your nose."
"Walk into a bar dressed as a bunny rabbit. Punch the first person who says something to you. You're a wild animal."
"An old guy with a horrible toupee stopped me in the parking lot to tell me this random joke...made me crack up. How do you get down from an elephant?? YOU DON'T! You get down from a goose!!"
"The supplement store said they were out of protein powder... 'No Whey!' I said"
"If Pokemon has taught me anything it's that if I see a cute animal I should force my cat to fight it until it's weak enough to enslave."
"I told I girl I'm going to rape her... she took it pretty well."
"How are Joeffrey Baratheon and wheat related? They're both in-bread."
"What do you call a well-written short story? Articulette"