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Joke of the Day
"Haaha What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off."
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"What do you call a midget with Down's Syndrome who arrives to class late? A little tardy."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie? Disney movies can still touch little kids."
"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"
"Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down? Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)"
"You'll be surprised how many people won't get the answer to this. Q: what's red and smells like blue paint? A: red paint."
"Sausage jokes are bad... But German sausage jokes are the wurst"
"Old lady across from me in ER waiting room just asked me, ""So are you sick?"" No, I'm just here for the free CNN."
"You were probably conceived at home... they say most accidents happen around the household."
"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""