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Joke of the Day

"A book fell on my head the other day, I only have my shelf to blame"

"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheel chair."

"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""

"What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A unemployed male college graduate."

"Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"How can you tell a sex doll is Muslim ? It blows itself up."

"""Check engine"" Yep, it's still there."

"I was at a party playing guitar once and somebody asked me if I could play Wonderwall I said maybe"

"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."

"I got thrown out of the topless bar today... I felt like a boob..."