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Joke of the Day

"What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."

"What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team? Alley-oop Akbar"

"Dealing with the death of a family member knock knock. Who's there? Not mommy. Ever again."

"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."

"I think the government just un-friended us."

"Self-promoting on the walls of a public bathroom is weird but always having the Sharpie on hand is weirder. Anyway for a good time call me."

"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."

"did you hear Oxygen and Magnesium got together **OMg** All I knew, till last week Oxygen was dating Potassium But they said it was just **OK**"

"The thing I don't like about Dietary Fiber is the large poops I'm also not crazy about our dog's name."

"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."