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Joke of the Day
"What is a chiropractor's favorite movie? Thoracic Park"
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"What do you call the richest person in the soup industry? A boullionaire"
"What do you call a knight who cheats on tests? Glancelot"
"Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"Every single morning I get hit by the same bike... It's a vicious cycle."
"Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps!"
"*takes your compliment* *stares nervously at it*"
" Is this the real life? Are you a manatee? Let's beat up french fries I should lay off the LSD "
"I left my phone at home and had no idea what to do with my hands while I drove"
"So a man comes into a bar... No, wait... It was a horse. So a horse comes into a man."