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Joke of the Day

"Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He's in town with the circus and wants you to call him."

"If your uncle Jack was riding a horse named Bill Cosby, and your uncle got stuck on the horse, would you help your uncle Jack off Bill Cosby?"

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"They add a scent to natural gas so we can smell it if there's a leak and we're in danger. Same reason Axe Body Spray has a scent."

"The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck."

"Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why are you thirsty? Diner: No I want to see if my neck leaks."

"What game did the Rabbi play with the Baby? PeekaJew"

"What do you call a 5 year old's knees? Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks."

"[Google Search History] 1. Do raccoons like to cuddle? 2. What does rabies smell like? 3. I can't feel my face."

"A Mexican with a raging erection walks into a wall. What part hits the wall first? The lawnmower."