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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 5 year old's knees? Kidneys! Ha! I'll be here all week folks."
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"How do you know when your at a gay barbecue? When all the hot dogs taste like shit."
"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"
"If owls are so wise why are they always eating rodents instead of pizza rolls?"
"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""
"If peeing was an Olympic event, I would win gold. But then I would miss the awards ceremony because I was taking a leak."
"Friend at work hit me with this. (Sorry if repost.) If a Stork brings white babies, and a Crow brings black babies. What brings no babies? The Swallow."
"Whipped cream is just shaving cream that does whatever it's girlfriend tells it to do."
"DON'T BREATHE! Studies show that 100% of humans that have died have inhaled oxygen at least once in their life."
"Why don't you prescribe Viagra as an antidepressant? it only makes things harder."